badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

#omg   #text  

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

waking up with your period

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#omg   #text  

thegaathing:

no I can’t like that post right now they’ll know I’m online and I’m either supposed to be asleep or I’m avoiding all forms of social interaction

#omg   #gpoy   #text  

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

#omg   #text  

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

#omg   #gpoy   #text  

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

#omg   #gpoy   #text  

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

dancys:

Anthony Mackie comments a clip @ The Tonight Show [x]

HW